Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively

Airport security alerted an airline
Crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who
Appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed.

Soon after takeoff,
the blonde man called a stewardess
To his seat and said,
"i have a live grenade in my pocket.
I'll blow up the plane
If you do not divert to cairo."

Perplexed,
The stewardess said, "
But, sir. this is twa flight 1219 to cairo."

"damn!" replied the blonde passenger,
"i got on the wrong plane."