Blondes Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope by Diksha Couldn't learn to water ski Because she couldn't find A lake with a slope.Got excited Because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months And the box said "2 to 4 years"Couldn't call 911Because there was no 11 on any phone button.When asked what the capital of california was; answered "c".Baked a turkey for 3 days Because the instructions Said 1 hour per pound And she weighed 125.After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, Complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.BLONDES JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't fin Show More Jokes 2 Points 0 Comments TagsEnglish Jokes Blondes Jokes