I knew a blonde that was so stupid that

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking
At the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead
Because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put m&m;'s in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought meow mix was a cd for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "airport left" she turned around and went home