Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting
And were eager to try it out for themselves.

They had read that a birddog is a great
And useful accessory in bird hunting,
So they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one.
They asked for a well- trained birddog,
And got one.

The two blondes immediately
Went to the woods
to try it out.
The dog didn't work.
No matter how hard they tried,
It just didn't follow their commands.

They became really frustrated
And one of the blondes said to her companion,
Okay, we'll give him one more try.

We'll throw him in the air one more time
And if he doesn't fly,
We're taking him back to the store!