Two bowling teams

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes
And one of all brunettes,
Charter a double-decker bus
For a weekend bowling tournament in atlantic city.
The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.
The blonde team rides on the top level.

The brunette team down
below is whooping it
Up having a great time,
When one of them realises
She doesn't hear anything
from the blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate.
When the brunette reaches the top,
she finds all the blondes frozen in fear,
Staring straight-ahead at the road, and
Clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

She says, "what the heck's goin' on up here?
We're havin' a grand time downstairs!"
One of the blondes looks up and says,
"yeah, but you've got a driver!"