Gabbar : Kitne admi they

Gabbar : kitne admi they?
Sambha : sardar 2
Gabbar : mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai robber
Gabbar : aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : to beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar : to phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar : agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.
FUNNY JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Gabbar : Kitne admi they Gabbar : kitne admi they? sambha : sardar 2 gabbar : mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? samba : sa

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