Ø A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman

Ø a bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
Which book has helped you most in your life?
The woman replied – my husband’s cheque book !

Ø a prospective husband in a book store,
Do you have a book called, ‘husband – the master of the house’?
Sales girl : sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!.

Ø someone asked an old man,
Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv. what’s the secret ?
Old man : i forgot her name and i’m scared to ask her.

Ø a man in hell asked devil,
Can i make a call to my wife ? after making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : nothing. hell to hell is free.

Ø wife : i wish i was a newspaper. so i’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : i too wish that you were a newspaper. so i could have a new one every day !

Ø husband to wife – today is a fine day. next day he says : today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing – today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week,
You are saying this "today is a fine day". i am fed up. what’s the matter?

Husband : last week when we had an argument,
You said, "i will leave you one fine day." i was just trying to remind you...

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