Ek jagadalu patni pati par baras rahi thi aur pati bechara thar-thar kanp raha tha

Ek jagadalu patni pati par baras rahi thi
Aur pati bechara thar-thar kanp raha tha..
Patni boli tum aadami ho ki chuhe?

Pati gidgidaya - shreemati ji, mai tumhara pati he hu agar chuha hota to tum thar-thar kanp rahi hoti.. ??