Monday Night: Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun

Monday night:
Wife: aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho ! kyun?
Husband : arre aaj office mai foreign clients k saath meeting thi to peeni padi
Tuesday night:
Wife: aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho ! kyun?
Husband : arre aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi to usne party di isliye
Wednesday night:
Wife: aaj bhi tum peeke aaye..
Husband: arre aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya...wo bahut udaas tha to uska mood fresh karne ke liye...
Thursday night:
Wife: aaj fir se...ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: breakup nahi....aaj office mai work load bahut tha...bahut tension thi....isliye
Friday night:
Wife: aaj kyun?
Husband : arre jis friend ki engagement thi na tuesday ko, aaj uski shaadi thi...to khushi ke mauke pe to....samajh gayi na
Saturday night:
Wife: hmmm...ab?
Husband : aaj purane school friends mil gaye the to wo disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di...maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...
Sunday night:
Wife (gusse se): ab aaj kya ho gaya..
Husband : aaj mera mood tha..;):d:d