Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye

Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye, par, ek bhi baccha nahi hua!

Pandit: mein badrinath me tumhare naam ka diya jala dunga. jis-se tumahri manokamna poori hogi

10 saal baad… pandit uske ghar aaya. ghar me 10 bacche the

Pandit: mubarak ho ! baccho ke papa kaha hai..??
Wife: badrinath gaye hain, diya bujhaane….