Pati (Phone Par): Kaha Ho

Pati (phone par): kaha ho..?
Patni: ghar mein..!
Pati: acha agar ghar mein ho,
To mixi chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai.
Gar gar gar gar...
Pati: acha theek hai..!

<<< dusre din >>>
Pati (phone par): kaha ho..?
Patni: ghar mein..!
Pati: acha agar ghar mein ho,
To mixi chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai.
Gar gar gar gar...
Pati: acha theek hai..!

<<< teesre din >>>
Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!
Pati (naukrani se): maalkin kaha hai..?
Naukrani: pata nahi sahab, bahut der
Se kahi gayi hai..!
Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi,
Saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?