Wife: Can u help me in the gardening

Wife: can u help me in the gardening ?

Husband: what do u think i am...a gardener ?

Wife: can u fix the door handle ?

Husband: what do you think i am... a carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.

Husband: who did all this ?

Wife: our neighbour.
But he gave me 2 options.....
Either i should give him a burger or a kiss.

Husband: i am sure u must have given him a burger.

Wife: what do u think i am.......
Mcdonalds ?!!