Wife: Ek Baat Bolun

Wife: ek baat bolun?
Husband: haan yaar,bolo...
Wife: maaroge toh nahi ?
Husband: kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?
Wife: daantoge bhin nahin....?
Husband: bilkul nahin daantunga...,baat toh batao.
Wife: main pregnant hun.
Husband: hurray !!! pagli kahin ki,it's a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???
Wife: college ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha toh badi maar padi thi..!!