Husband-VS-Wife Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month by Diksha Wife: if i dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?Husband: i won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.HUSBAND VS WIFE JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month Wife: if i dismiss the cook and make the food myself for Show More Jokes 2 Points 0 Comments TagsEnglish Jokes Husband-VS-Wife Jokes