Wife: Wat R U Thinking

Wife: wat r u thinking?

Husband: do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife’s heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remember that date

Husband: he pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years

Wife smiles ”yes”

Husband sighs n says: aaaaaaahhh!
I would’ve been free today