Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband

by Diksha

Jeeto: when i'm angry at my husband, i count to ten.

Preeto: so that it calms you down?

Jeeto: no, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!

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preeto: so that it calms you do

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