Marriage Husband by Diksha Husband, shaking his wife awake: i think there's a thief in our living room.Wife: shit, i just mopped the floor clean!MARRIAGE JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Husband Husband, shaking his wife awake: i think there's a thief in our living room. wife: shit, i just mopped the floor cl Show More Jokes 2 Points 0 Comments TagsEnglish Jokes Marriage Jokes