Husband: When I die

Husband: when i die, i want to be buried.

Wife: no, you'll be cremated.

Husband: but burial is cheaper than cremation.

Wife: i've heard about a man who was buried long ago but he resurrected back after 3 days. so i don't want to take any chances!
MARRIAGE JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Husband: When I die Husband: when i die, i want to be buried.
wife: no, you'll be cremated.
husband: but burial is che

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