Wife: Ugh I gained 3 lbs during vacation

Wife: ugh i gained 3 lbs during vacation. what about you?

Me (looking at scale showing i actually lost a pound): i gained 4!
MARRIAGE JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Wife: Ugh I gained 3 lbs during vacation Wife: ugh i gained 3 lbs during vacation. what about you?
me (looking at scale sho

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