Wife: You know what day today is

Wife: you know what day today is?

Me: our anniversary?

Wife: no, it's friday, the 13th. the scariest day.

Me: oh so it's the same!

MARRIAGE JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Wife: You know what day today is Wife: you know what day today is?
me: our anniversary?
wife: no, it's friday, the 13t

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