Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.

1st soldier: why did you join the army?

2nd soldier: i didn't have a wife and i loved war. so i joined. how about you? why did you join the army?

1st soldier: i joined because i had a wife and i loved peace!

MARRIED JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.
1st Soldier:

you don't wanna miss this