Candle lit bubble baths are so relaxing - every time my wife takes one, I get about an hour of peace and serenity.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Running away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Q: What do you call 300,000 women with black eyes? A: Horrible listeners.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Every wife is like "terms and conditions" of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
You are not a real man until a woman is upset with you, for a reason that you don't even understand.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
A man's body has millions of nerves but only a wife can manage to get on each & every one of them.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won't tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
On a wall in a ladies room... My husband follows me everywhere. Written just below it: I do not.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Both of my marriages were disasters. My first wife left me. My second one didn't.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Wife: Darling, kuch aisi baat karo ki mai khush ho jaun aur jal bhi jaun. Husband: Jaan tum meri Zindagi ho aur... aur... aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi pe.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
A girl before marriage looks like a Barbie Doll. After Marriage: Beautiful Doll; After 1 Year: Nice Doll; After 2 Years: Only Doll; After 5 Years: Dholl; After 10 Years: Dolly Bindra06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Dear Weather, Please stop being so romantic. We don't have girlfriends, we have wives! Sincerely, All Husbands06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Wife: I think... Husband: Exactly! Wife: But I haven't said anything yet! Husband: Doesn't matter... You're right!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Just because a person is silent doesn't mean that he is not aware of fun and joy. It's possible that life taught him some serious lessons. Or may be, he is Married.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Don't expect a woman to be an angel if you haven't created a heaven for her at home.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. Bcoz they want to. 06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
If Flipkart starts matrimonial services, they'll become the no. 1 site. . .. ... Coz they have the 30 day return policy!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
It's like a mini Heart Attack, when men can't find their mobiles in their pockets and It's almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife's hand.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Listening to your WAGs is like reading the "Terms and Conditions" of a website. You don't understand anything, still you confirm . .. ... "I Agree"!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands; If they are placed around his hubby's throat, she's probably slightly upset.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means . .. ... that you're a MALE and MARRIED!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Adam and Eve's wedding. Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife. EVE didn't hear the 'L'. . .. ... Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
What's the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Thinking on toes: When mom asks, "Whom do you love more, me or your wife". Smart answer: I don't know Mom, but your love makes me forget my Wife; and her love and care reminds me of you".06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
If love is blind and marriage is an institution; Then marriage is an institution of the blind.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
What do you call a man who loses 150 lbs of useless fat? A divorcee!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
The government should make it mandatory to print a "Statutory Warning" on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
You're talking of Twitter and SMS; Even in my real life, my communication to my wife is limited to 140 characters only.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >