My Marriage is made of Trust and Understanding. . .. ... She doesn't Trust me and I don't Understand her!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Alcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying - "I love you" to his own wife!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Regardless of what you may say or hear, there are still many women these days who are excellent 'housekeepers'. They keep the house every time they get a divorce.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can't be handled by her parents anymore.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace! 06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Every Indian woman is Rani Laxmi Bai. Rani: in her father's house before marriage. Laxmi: when she goes to her husband's house. Bai: when she raises her children!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
A good wife always forgives her husband when, She's wrong.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Some people can't decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called... Married men.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Optimist: He is a man who waits in his car with engine running while his wife goes shopping.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Holiday: It's a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Lord Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi. Most men have one... . .. ... Ziddi!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Dear Ladies, If your man says he'll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place. On the other hand, if women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
A man before marriage is a Superman; After Marriage, he is a Gentleman; After 5 years, he is a Watchman; And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. ... Her way too!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
I used to think that I wasn't scared of anything until . .. ... I saw my wife reversing my new car!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband... The poor King can take only one step at a time; While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Wives are never wrong... It's just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they're wrong ! 06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Husband's practical problem is to deal with wife's imaginary problems!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
LISTEN and SILENT are two words having the same Alphabets. Amazingly both are meant for Husbands!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which, the Independence is equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation reciprocal. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary. 06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple - woman's punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
It's damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Some people can't decide - whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called married men!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
How to create the biggest doubt in your wife's mind for you? Send her an SMS out of the blue saying, "Honey, I love you, too!" GAME OVER!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Wives are the original bookies - they're forever trying to fix a husband's life!06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >
Every wife is a 'Mistress' for her husband. 'Miss' for one hour and 'Stress' for the 23 hours.06 Jan 2018English JokesMarried Jokes div >