Earthquake - Call the army

Earthquake - call the army

Floods - call the army

Terrorist attack - call the army

A child stuck in a borewell - call the army

And

When it's opening ceremony, festival, award function, etc. -

Call politicians, actors, police or bureaucrats!

NEWS AND POLITICS JOKES AND CHUTKULE - Earthquake - Call the army Earthquake - Call the army
Floods - Call the army
Terrorist attack - Call the ar

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