MINISTER: sach-sach batao

Minister: sach-sach batao,
Tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?
Wife: kul 3 bar.
Minstr: kab-kab?
Wife: jab apka dil ka operation tha to
Dr. k pas gai thi,
Fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
Minstr: teesri bar?
Wife: jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 mlas kum the..