Politician: Sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki

Politician: sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki?
Wife: kul 3 baar!
Politician: kab kab?
Wife: jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to dr k pas gai,
Jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai.
Politician: or teesri baar?
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Wife: jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 mpas kum thay..