12 BAJ GAYE JOKE JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Kuch Samay Pahle Hindi Film Men Ek Gana Aaya Tha Jisme Patni Apne Pati Ko Dhamki Dene Ke Lihaj Se Kahti Hai "Main Mayke Chali Jaungi Tum Dekhte Rahiyo" Us Samay To Yah Sach Men Ek Saja Mana Jata Hoga
Lekin Agar Aaj Ke Samay Men Yadi Koi Patni Yah Gana Gaye To Vo Pati Ke Liye Saja Nahin Balki Khushi Ki Baat Hai

Do Budhe Aadmi Bahar Rishtedari Me Gaye Vaha Pahla Aadmi Jis Bhi Jagah Baithane Lagta To Dusra Aadmi Uski Jagah Saaf Kar Deta Takriban Pachaas Baar Aisa Hua Tab Kisi Ne Dusre Aadmi Se Puchha Ki "Tu Khud Ke Jagah Ki Bajay Iski Jagah Kyon Saaf Karta Ja Raha Hai?"
To Dusra Aadmi Bola "Kya Karu Bhai Ye Aaj Meri Dhoti Pahan Kar Aaya Hai

Padosi Tiwari Ji Ke Yaha Mehmaan Aaye Unhen Chaarpai Ki Jarurat Padi To Ek Chaarpai Mangne Gupta Ji Ke Ghar Gaye
Gupta Ji Ne Asarmathata Jatate Hue Kaha "Yaar Maaf Karna Ghar Men Sirf Do Chaarpai Hain Ek Par Main Aur Mera Beta Sote Hain Tatha Dusari Par Meri Patni Aur Bahu"
Tiwari Ji: Yaar Charpai N Do Koi Baat Nahin Par Soya To Thik Se Karo