140 CHAR JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Chandni Ne Kaha Ki Tu Pyaar Kar;
Saman Ne Kaha Aakhen Char Kar;
Gori Ko Chheda To Boli Muskurakar;
Abhi Tu Nadan Hai Kuch Intjar Kar

Pathan Ne Ghadisaaj Se Kaha "Is Ghadi Ko Thik Karne Ka Kya Loge?"
Ghadisaaj: Jo Kimat Aap Ko Padi Thi Uska Aadha De Dena!
Agale Din Ghadi Thik Karane Ke Bad Pathan Ne Ghadisaaj Ko Do Thappad Mar Diye!
Ghadisaaj Ne Pucha "Mujhe Thappad Cu Mare?"
Pathan Ne Jhat Se Javab Diya "Jab Maine Ghadi Lene Ki Jaid Ki Thi To Mere Abbu Ne Mujhe Char Thappad Mare The!"

Pati: Tum Mere Sath Naukar Ki Tarah Bartav Karna Chhod Do Varna
Patni: Varna Kya?
Pati: Main Do Char Ghar Aur Pakad Loonga