AB KI BAAR JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Mom: Why do you watch English TV channels?
Me: Kyun, Kya Problem Hai Usme?
Mom : Koi culture hai woh? 100 baar shaadi-divorce.
Me: What about "Ballika Vadhu"?

Agar Har Koi Tumhara Majak Udaye;
Din Raat Bas Tumhe Satae;
To Bas Ek Baar Yah Soch Lena Ki
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Kahin Tum Bi To Nahin Dikhte

Vo Aaj Bhi Sardi Men Thithur Rahi Hai Doston;
Maine Ek Baar Bas Itna Kah Diya Ki
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"Sweter Ke Bina Caterina Lagti Ho"