APNI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Hum Apni Bebasi Kisi Pagal Ko Nahin Batayenge;
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Upar Likha To Hai Nahin Batayenge To Bas Nahin Batayenge

Cort Ka Aadesh
Pati Ko Apni Aadhi Tankhwah Patni Ko Deni Hogi
Sabhi Patiyon Ki Pratikriya Chalo Ab Kam Se Kam "Aadhi Tankhwah" To Hath Men Rahegi

Kya Moh Hai;
Apna Baccha Roye To Dil Me Dard Hota Hai Dusre Ka Baccha Roye To Sir Men Dard Hota Hai
Aur Apni Biwi Roye To Sir Men Dard Hota Hai Aur Agar Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me Dard Hota Hai

Apni Patni Ko 100% Kamai Dene Se 10% Ka Sukh Milta Hai
Kisi Dusre Ki Patni Ko Apni Kamai Ka 10% Dene Se 100% Sukh Milta Hai
Paisa Aapka Aur Faisla Bhi Aapka
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Jago Grahak Jago

Sabhi Ko Apni Taklifon Ki Padi Hai Us Vyakti Ka Dard Samjho Jisaki Bivi
Gurjaron Ke Patritod Pardashan Ki Vajah Se Mayke Na Ja Payi Ho

Aaj Ka Gyaan:
Jitne Marji Yo Yo Hani Singh Ke Gane Suno Lekin...
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Nachoge To Apni Patni Ke Isharon Par Hi