BAGEL JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Angrej Panjab Aaya Panjabi Sikhane Ke Liye 15 Din Men Usane Do Line Yaad Kar Le
1. Shukra Hai Light A Gai
2. O Tuhadi Bhain Di Fir Chali Gai

Kalyug Ka Sabse Bada Jhut:
Abhi Aaya 5 Minat Men Raste Men Ho

Grahak Ne Water Se Pucha: Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala Ki Main Is Hotal Men Pahali Bar Aaya Hun?
Water: Kyonki Jo Ek Baar Yahan Ka Khana Khakar Jata Hai Dubara Nahi Aata

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Mobile Aaya Hath Ghadi Khatm!
Mobile Aaya Tarch Khatm!
Mobile Aaya Radio Khatm!
Mobile Aaya Em Pi3 Khatm!
Mobile Aaya Chitthi Khatm!
Mobile Aaya Calculator Khatm!
Mobile Aaya Computer Khatm!
Mobile Aaya Sakun Khatm!
Aur Agar Aapka 'Mobile' Aapki 'Bivi' Ke Hath Aaya To Aap 'Khatm'!