BAHUT GANDE JOKES IN URDU JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Ek Patni Ne Apne Pati Ko Fon Lagaya Aur Pucha "Kya Kar Rahe Ho?"
Pati: Ofis Men Ho Bahut Biji Ho Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
Patni: Mcdonald Men Tumhare Pichhe Bachchon Ke Sath Baithi Hu Aur Bachche Puch Rahe Hain Ki Papa Ke Saath Kaun Si Bua Baithi Hai?

Garlfrend Ki Shadi Ka Card Mila Aaj Bahut Bura Laga....
Fir Socha Ki Hum Jayenge Jarur Pyar Apni Jagah Batar Chikan Apni Jagah!

Patni: Puja Kiya Kijiye Badi Balaen Tal Jati Hain
Pati: Tumhare Pita Ji Ne Bahut Ki Hogi Unki Tal Gai Aur Mere Palle Pad Gai

Ek Bar Ek Badshah Ne Khushi Men Sab Kaidi Riha Kar Diye Un Kaidiyon Men Badshah Ne Ek Kaidi Ko Dekha Jo Bahut Hi Bujurg Tha
Badshah: Tum Kab Se Kaid Men Ho?
Bujurg: Aap Ke Abba Ke Daur Se
Yah Sunkar Badshah Ki Aakhon Me Aasu Aa Gaye Aur Bola "Isko Dobara Kaid Karo Ye Abba Ki Nishani Hai"

Santa Pahli Bar Dukaan Par Kaam Karne Gaya To Ek Ladki Aayi Aur Boli "Bhaiya Underwear Dikhana"
Santa: Kal Aana Aaj Pahni Nahin Hai
Ladki Ne Santa Ko Khub Pita Chappal Se Pita Lathi Se Pita Aur Bahut Ghasit-Ghaseet Ke Pita
Santa Utha Aur Kapde Jhadte Hue Bola "Sorry Kal Pakka Pahan Kar Aaunga"

Pulis: Madam Aap Bahut Bahadur Hain Aap Ne Daku Ko Bahut Mara
Mahila: Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Wo Bechara Daku Hai Main To Samjhi Ki Mera Shahar Hai Der Se Ghar Aaya Hai