BANANA JOKES FOR ADULTS JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa Aur Banta Ko Adivasio Ne Pakad Liya Aur Unhen Apane Mukhiya Ke Paas Le Gaye
Mukhiya Bola "In Sabko Bandi Bana Do"
Santa Bahana Banate Hue Bola "Nahin Mere Ko Aap Banda Hi Rahne Do"

Kal Subah Patni Chai Nashta Puchhne I To Maine Kaha Bana Do Fir Ruk Kar Puchne Lagi Ji Ye Modi Ji Ek Din Men 3 Desh Kaise Ghum Sakte Hain?
Main Bola "Agar Sath Men Bivi N Ho To Aadmi Ek Din Men Masko Kabul Aur Lahaur Ghumte Hue Delhi A Sakta Hawarna Big Bazar Men Hi Shaam Ho Jaati Hai"
Bas Uske Baad Na Chay I Na Nashta

Ek Aurat Ne Penter Se Apna Potrat Banvaya Fir Kuch Soch Kar Penter Ko Kaha Ki Gale Men Naulakha Har Bhi Bana Do
Penting Banne Ke Baad Penter Ne Pucha "Aapne Aisa Kyon Kiya?"
Aurat: Kabhi Main Mar Gayi To Ye Dusari Shadi Kar Lenge Nayi Wali Aag To Ye Har Dhundhegi Aur Milega Nahin To Jhagda Hoga
Tab Meri Aatma Ko Sachcha Sukun Milega
Ise Kahte Hain Jindagi Ke Sath Bhi Aur Jindagi Ke Baad Bhi!

Banta: Yaar Santa Kya Koi Aurat Kisi Aadmi Ko Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai?
Santa: Bilkul Bana Sakti Hai Bas Shart Yah Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Karodpati Hona Chahiye

Jo Ladkiya Kisi Ko Bhi Bhai Bana Leti Hain
Aisi Ladkiyon Ko Bhi Kale Pani Ki Saja Milni Chahiye

Sale Aadhar Card Wale Pata Nahi Kaun Saa Kamraa Istemaal Karte Hain
Achchhe Khase Adami Ko Bhi Shakti Kapur Bana Dete Hain