BANANA JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Ham Bhi Bachpan Me Shri Krishna Ke Saman Khubsurat Bachche The
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Vo To Naukari Ki Bhag Daud Ne Bhairobaba Bana Diya

Koi Mujhe Apna Sautela Bofrend Hi Bana Lo Yaar....
Kasam Se Roj Golgappe Khilaunga

Sharif To Ham Itane The Ki Kabhi Kamiz Ke Batan Tak Nahin Khole
Par Kambakht Is Garmi Ne To Sani Liyon Bana Ke Rakh Diya

Jin Patiyon Ko Khana Banana Aata Hai Unaki Patniyon Ki Aksar Tabiyat Kharab Rahti Hai

Saas Ne Jamai Ko Fon Kiya Aur Boli
"Bhukamp Ke Kya Samachar Hain?"
Jamai: Rasoi Men Khana Bana Rahi Hai Baat Karvaun Kya?

Nayiny Shadi Ke Baad Dulhan Ne Khana Banaya To Galti Se Khane Men Mirch Thodi Jyada Daal Di Pati Ajib Kism Ka Munh Banakar Khane Laga To Patni Ne Pucha "Kya Khana Achcha Nahin Bana?"
Pati: Khana To Bahut Accha Bana Hai
Patni: To Fir Aapki Aakhon Me Aansu Kyon Hain?
Pati: Are Yah To Khushi Ke Aasu Hain
Patni: Are Aapne To Khana Khana Hi Chhod Diya
Pati: Bas Main Majbur Hun Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Kar Pa Raha