BAND JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa Ki Patni Jito: Are Aap Itni Tej Bike Mat Chalo Ji Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai
Santa: Are Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai To Meri Tarah Aakhe Band Karle

Pati (Gusse Men): Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha?
Patni Chup Pati: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha?
Patni Chup
Pati: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha?
Patni: Nahin Kaha Ples Ab Bhaunkana Band Karo

Banta: You can save your phone battery by turning off the internet.
Santa: Jab Internet Band Hi Rakhna Hai Toh Battery Bacha Ke Kya Karunga?

Santa Ne Pappu Ko Fon Kiya
Santa: Kaha Ho Bete?
Pappu: Hostal Men Padh Raha Hu Pariksha Bahut Najdik Hai Isliye Bahut Padhna Padta Hai Aap Kaha Ho?
Santa: Theke Pe... Tere Piche Line Men Aakhir Men Khada Hu Ek Haf Mera Bhi Le Lena Theka Band Hone Wala Hai

Adhyapak: Tumne Homvark Nahin Kiya Bolo Kya Saja Du?
Pappu: Wo Aakhiri Set Wali Ladaki Ne Bhi Nahin Kiya Ham Donon Ko Bathrum Men Band Kar Do

Flit Ke Dauran Ek Pilat Yatriyon Ko Suchna Dene Ke Uparant Mike Band Karna Bhul Gaya
Dusre Pilat Se Bola `Ab Main Pahle Ek Cofi Piyunga Fir Air Hostess Ko Kiss Karunga!`
Air Hostess Jo Ki Viman Ke Andar Thi Yah Sunate Hi Mike Band Karne Ke Liye Pilat Ke Kabin Ke Or Bhagi Par Hadabad Men Fisal Kar Gir Padi
Ek Bujurg Yatri Bole `Beti Aaram Se Ja Pahle Vo Coffi Piega!"