BAND JOKES SAXOPHONE JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Banta: Aajkal Tum N Cigrett Pine Se Rokti Ho N Sharab Pine Se Sab Shikaayaten Khatm Ho Gayi Kya?
Prito: Jab Fayda Dikh Raha Ho To Shikaayaten Band Ho Jaati Hain
Banta: Fayda Kya Fayda?
Prito: Vo LIC Wala Aaya Tha Bata Raha Tha Mujhe Kya Kya Fayda Hoga

Pathan Jab Bimar Hua To Doctor Ke Paas Gaya
Doctor: Yah Lo Dava Ki Shishi Ek Hafte Baad Aanaa
Pathan Ek Hafte Baad Dobara Aaya
Doctor: Davai Khatm Ho Gayi?
Pathan: Oye Tum Hamko Pagal Banate Ho Is Par To Likha Hai Ki Shishi Ko Hamesha Band Rakho

Do Bachchon Ki Man Tisari Bar Shadi Kar Rahi Thi
Feron Ke Vakt Chhota Bachcha Rone Laga Bahut Koshish Ki Par Uska Rona Band Nahin Hua
Tang Aakar Man Boli: Chup Ho Ja Varna Agli Shadi Men Leker Nahin Jaungi
Bachcha Chup

Pathan Aakhen Band Karke Shishe Ke Saamne Baitha Tha
To Yah Dekhkar Dusre Pathan Ne Pucha: Khan Bhai Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Pathan: Yaar Main Dekh Raha Hu Ki Ham Sota Hua Kaisa Lagta Hai!

Ek Ladaki Ki Shadi Se Do Din Pahle Uski Saheli Ne Pucha: Shadi Ki Sari Taiyariyan Kar Li Kya?
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