BARE BEAR JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?

Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!

Patni: Hamare Gav Me Pahla Radio Mere Papa Laye The
Pati: Apni Maa Ke Bare Me Aisa Nahi Bolte Pagli

Patni Ne Padosiyon Ke Bare Men Apane Pati Se Pucha "Kya Unki Jodi Upyukt Hai?"
Pati: Bahut Upyukt Hai Pati Kharrate Bharta Hai Aur Patni Bahari Hai

Patni Pati Se "College Ke Bare Men Tumhara Koi Katu Anubhav Hai?"
Pati: Ha Tumhari Aur Aur Meri Pahli Mulakat College Men Hi To Hui Thi

Pati Patni Chori Ke Baare Men Baat Kar Rahe The
Pati: Jo Chori Karta Hai Vah Bad Men Jarur Pachhata Hai
Patni Romantic Andaz Men: Aur Tumne Shaadi Se Pahle Jo Meri Ninden Churai Thin Unke Bare Me Kya Khayal Hai?
Pati: Kah To Raha Hu Jo Chori Karta Hai Vah Bad Men Jarur Pachhata Hai

Pathan Blad Ke Bare Men Ek Kitaab Padh Raha Tha
Salma: Aaj Yah Kitaab Kyon Padh Rahe Ho?
Pathan: Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ki Kal Mera Blad Test Hai Isliye Test Ki Taiyari Kar Raha Hu