BASE PAIR JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Aadmi Kitna Bhi Shurvir Ho Lekin Bistar Pe Lete-Lete Agar Chuha Pair Se Tach Hoke Nikal Jaye To Lagbhag Hart Attak Sa Hi A Jata Hai

Mauke Pe Chauka:
Pappu Raste Men Ek Gadhe Ke Samne Gir Gaya
Ek Ladaki Ne Dekha Aur Kaha "Apne Bade Bhai Ka Pair Chu Rahe Ho Kya?"
Pappu: Ji Bhabhi Ji

Santa: Doctor Sahab Main Sidha Khadaa Rahkar Halka Sa Jhukkar Apni Baayen Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Fir Dahine Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Tab Meri Kamar Men Dard Hota Hai!
Doctor: To Aap Aisa Karte Kyon Hain?
Santa: To Men Apna Kacha Kaise Pahnu?