Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Boyfriend: Paise Jod Raha Hun.
Girlfriend: Aaaaawww, I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby, How sweet of you Muaah!
Boyfriend: 5 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Geya Hai, Usko Jod Raha Hun Tape Laga Ke!