DEMOCRATIC PLATFORM JOKE JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Platform Par Saman Ke Dher Ke Sath Ek Ladki Baithi Hui Thi
Kuli: Madam Kuli Chahiye?
Ladki: Nahin Mera Boyfriend Hai Mere Sath

Santa Platform Ke Ek Taraf Leta Hua Tha
Yah Dekh Kar Banta Ne Pucha: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa: Aatm-Hatya
Banta: To Fir Bich Men Leto Relgadi To Bich Men Se Hi Jayegi
Santa: Yaar Dar Lagta Hai!