DOCTOR AUR MARIJ JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Doctor (Marij Se): Tumhara Dant Nikalana Padega
Marij: Kitne Paise Lagenge?
Doctor: 200 Rupae
Marij: Yah Lo 50 Rupae... Dhila Kar Dena Nikal Main Khud Lunga

Arenge Marij Ki Paribhasha:
Bika Hua Mal Wapis Nahin Hoga

Lav Marij Ki Paribhasha:
Pahle Istemal Karen Fir Vishwas Karen

Doctor (Dipretion Ki Pesent Se): Kya Taklif Hai?
Marij: Sar Dimag Men Bahut Ulte Pulte Vichaar Aate Hain Rukte Hi Nahin...
Doctor: Kaise Vichar Aate Hain?
Marij: Jaise Ab Main Yaha I To Aapke OPD Men Ek Bhi Pesent Nahin Tha... To Main Sochane Lagi Ki Doctor Sahab Ke Pas Koi Bhi Pesent Nahin Hai Inki Kamai Kaise Hogi Ghar Kaise Chalega Itna Paisa Dala Padhaai Men Ab Kya Karenge... Hospital Banane Men Bhi Bahut Paisa Lagaya Hoga Ab Lon Kaise Chukayenge? Kahin Kisanon Ke Mafik Latak To Nahin Jayenge Ek Din Aise Kuch Vichar Aate Rahte Hain Ab Doctor Dipretion Men Hai

Marij: Doctor Sahab Aapko Take Lagane Aate Hain?
Doctor: Ha Ji Bilkul
Marij: Yah Lo Meri Chappal Men Laga Do
Doctor Behosh!

Ek Bar Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola
"Doctor Sahab Suna Hai Aap Marij Lane Wale Ko Kamishan Dete Hain"
Doctor: Kaha Hai Marij?
Pathan: Ji Main Hi Hu

Doctor: Ab Aap Khatre Se Bahar Hain Fir Bhi Itna Dar Kyon Rahe Hain?
Marij: Jis Trak Se Meri Durghatna Hui Thi Uspe Likha Tha Zindagi Rahi To Fir Milenge!