DOST KE LIYE JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Kuch Logon Ke Messages Dekh Ke Lagta Hai;
Ki Woh Paida Hi Block Hone Ke Liye Hue Hain!

Jito Santa Se "Jab Bhi Tum Kam Ke Liye Bahar Jate Ho To Mujhe Ghabrahat Hoti Rahati Hai"A
Santa: Ghabrao Nahin Darling Main Itni Jaldi Vapis Aaunga Ki Tumhen Iska Pata Bhi Nahin Chalega
Jito: Isi Vajah Se To Main Ghabrati Hu

Yeh Zaroori Nahi Ki Har Rishta Khoon Ka Ho,
Kuch Rishte Khoon Chusne Ke Liye Bhi Hote Hain...
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Jaise 'Pati-Patni' Ka Rishta Hi Le Lo!

Santa Aur Jeeto Men Jhagada Ho Raha Tha
Jito: Kash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat Man Leti Aur Tumse Shadi N Karti
Santa: Kya Matlab Tumhari Maa Ne Mujhse Shadi Karne Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha?
Jito: Aur Nahin To Kya
Santa: He Bhagwan! Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha

Wife: Suno Na!
Husband: Listen, I am very tense. Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai. Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai. Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai. Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai.
Wife: Hmmm!!! Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo, Yeh Dekho, Meri Nayi Sandals!

Rah Chalti Khoobsurat Ladki Ko Jee Bhar Kar Dekhne Ke Liye 360° Ke Angle Par Gardan Ghuma Dene Wale Ladke Bhi Ek Tarah Se Yogi Hi Hain..