EBOLA JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa Naukar Se Bola: Jara Dekh To Suraj Nikala Hai Ya Nahin?
Naukar: Bahar To Andhera Hai
Santa: To Torch Jalakar Dekh Le Kamchor

Patni: Main Ghar Chhodkar Jaa Rahi Hu
Pati Gusse Men Bola "Jaan Chhodo"
Patni: Yah Aapki Jaan Kahne Ki Aadat N Hamesha Mujhe Rok Leti Hai

Mandi Ki To Had Tab Ho Gayi
Jab Sulabh Shauchala Wale Ne Bola "Bhaiya Bahut Din Baad Aaye"A

Puch Rahi Thi Vo Kal Mujhse Kya Tum Mujhe Yaad Karte Ho?
Muskarakar Main Bola Pagal Yaad Karna Itna Aasan Hota To College Me Top Na Kar Lete Ham