FIRE HAZARD JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Manager: Khan Sahib Mubarak Ho! Aap Select Ho Gae Hain Aur Aapki Pagar Das Hazar Mahina Hai! Agale Sal Yah Tis Hazar Ho Sakti Hai!
Pathan: Thik Hai Fir Main Agle Saal Hi Aata Hu!

Apane Desh Men Bimari Thik Hone Ka Shrey Doctor Ko Nahin Rupayon Ko Jata Hai
Do Hazar Rupaye Lage Tab Ja Kar Thik Hua