GAREEB AADMI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Auraton ke Blouse:
Yahan se less;
Wahan se less;
Kabhi sleeveless;
Toh Kabhi backless;
Aur Aggar Koi Aadmi Ghoor ke Dekhe, Toh Woh "Kutta, Kamina aur Characterless!

Aadmi (Machhar Se): Din Men Kyon Kat Rahe Ho?
Macchar: Overtime Kar Raha Hu Sahab Maabaap Bimar Hain Ghar Men Javan Bahan Hai Aur Ladke Walon Ne Dahej Men 1 Leter Khun Maga Hai

Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Ko Badi Hi Buri Halat Men Doctor Ke Paas Le Kar Gaya Jise Dekh Doctor Ne Aadmi Se Pucha
"Ye Tumhare Dost Ko Itni Jagah Fractor Kaise Hua?"
Aadmi: Kya Bataun Doctor Sahab Pahle Roj Daru Pi Kar Chupchap Sota Tha Par Aaj Mountain Dew Pi Kar Patni Ke Samne Bolne Ka Risk Le Liya

Kal Subah Patni Chai Nashta Puchhne I To Maine Kaha Bana Do Fir Ruk Kar Puchne Lagi Ji Ye Modi Ji Ek Din Men 3 Desh Kaise Ghum Sakte Hain?
Main Bola "Agar Sath Men Bivi N Ho To Aadmi Ek Din Men Masko Kabul Aur Lahaur Ghumte Hue Delhi A Sakta Hawarna Big Bazar Men Hi Shaam Ho Jaati Hai"
Bas Uske Baad Na Chay I Na Nashta

Ek Aadmi Ne Condctor Se Pucha "Aap Kitne Ghante Bas Men Rahate Ho?"
Condctor:24 Ghante
Aadmi: Vo Kaise?
Condctor: 8 Ghante Siti Bas Men Aur Baki Ke 16 Ghante Bivi Ke Bas Men

Do Budhe Aadmi Bahar Rishtedari Me Gaye Vaha Pahla Aadmi Jis Bhi Jagah Baithane Lagta To Dusra Aadmi Uski Jagah Saaf Kar Deta Takriban Pachaas Baar Aisa Hua Tab Kisi Ne Dusre Aadmi Se Puchha Ki "Tu Khud Ke Jagah Ki Bajay Iski Jagah Kyon Saaf Karta Ja Raha Hai?"
To Dusra Aadmi Bola "Kya Karu Bhai Ye Aaj Meri Dhoti Pahan Kar Aaya Hai