GIRLFRIEND JOKES ABOUT OTHER GUYS JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Girlfriend: I don't think I'd marry the best man on earth.
Pappu: If you marry me, you wouldn't be taking that risk!

Pappu: There are two reasons why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in Audi A6?
Bunty: No girlfriend!
Pappu: No Audi A6!

Girlfriend: Dear, it's my birthday tomorrow.
Pappu: Happy birthday in advance!
Girlfriend: What gift shall you give to me?
Pappu: What do you want?
Girlfriend: A 'Ring'.
Pappu: I shall give you a 'Ring' but please don't pick it up as my balance is very less!

Pappu: My girlfriend says she wants me to be more like her Ex.
Bunty: So what are you doing about it?
Pappu: I am dumping her!

Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit.
Bunty: Quite interesting, But how?
Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!

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