Pappu to his girlfriend, "Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven." Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu: Dude, me and my girlfriend are getting married. Bunty: Wow! When? Pappu: Me next month and she may be after that.31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu: Look into my eyes, you see something? Girlfriend: I see true love... Pappu: O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. Bunty: So what did she ask for? Pappu: She replied that "NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds". Bunty: So you get her diamonds? Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'.31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once. Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive? Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes
Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years. Banta: Then what happened? Santa: She married the 'postman'!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes