One Man Coming in Bar
Man: One Vodka Price
Bar Man: Rs. 5/- Sir
Man: What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?
Bar Man: Rs. 7/- Sir
Man: Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?
Bar Man: No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend
Man: Whats He Doing With Your Girlfriend?
Bar Man: The Same Thing That Im Doing to His Business Here.