Master ji :- agar sacche dil se god se prathna kijaye toh wohpuri hoti hai.. ladka:- rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aaj aap mere sir nahisasur hote..

Zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti h, ankhe band ho to sasen boltih, sasen band ho to dhadkan bolti hai, dhadkan band ho to... doctorbolta hai i am sorry"

Murga: i love you. murgi: ha. murga: me teri payar k liye kuch v karsakta hu. murgi: oh realy? murga: yess murgi: to ande de ke dikha!!!!!

Men want 3 qualities in wife :- 1)economist in kitchen 2)artist in home 3)devil in love. ..but they get :- 1)artist in kitchen 2)devil in home 3)economist in love.

Life m chahe kitne bhi dukh mile, gum mile, apne ansu behjane dena, unhe mat rokna. bcoz ruke hue panim'malaria'wale machar"ande"dete h..be alert...

Men who don't understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: bachelors and husbands.