HUSBAND VS WIFE JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Men who don't understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: bachelors and husbands.

Wife to her friend: my hubby bought me a mood ring the other day. when i'm in a gud mood, it turns green & when im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

Wife: if i dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? husband: i won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.

Men want 3 qualities in wives: economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. but they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in bed.

A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is honest. a man who surrenders when he's not sure, is wise. a man who surrenders when he's right, is a husband

Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime. lovers r like pizzas, hot n spicy, eaten frequently. husbands r like dal rice, eaten when there`s no choice