HUSBAND VS WIFE JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Hello

A true fact of private job life beemar employee se uski biwi boli - iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao? tabhi aap theek hoge?? pati - woh kyon ?? biwi - roz subah murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho.... ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho... gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho... lomadi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar report banate ho... bandar ki tarah client ke ishare par nachte ho... ghar aakar pariwar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho.... aur fir bhainse ki tarah khaa kar so jate ho... insaano k doctors se na ho payega

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom from under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two she reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink as she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine “hi darling”, he says “your parents have come to visit us so i let them stay in our bedroom hope you have said hello to them :-d